Porn Names
 

I was standing in the shower thinking about gardening, not sure why, when my thoughts began to drift to porn names. Strange, I know. Anyway I always thought the porn industry play on names for their actors and films were innovative.

I began to apply this to different industries.

Fast food restaurants could be.

Jack It In the Box

Chick Filet Show

Taco Smells

Hard Ease

It is margarita Friday and I am ready to rock and roll.

Fixed it for you

Dick Hertz

Peter Gazinea

Eyda Dyck


:D:D:D

Howard's Johnson

Girth Brooks

How about

Breast Western

Motel 69

and In and Out Fur Burger

I still want a porn called:

A Christmas story, staring Ebenezer Splooge.


Sent via Jedi mind trick.

peter dragon
miles deep
dick shadow

Weapons of a$$ destruction

Oh, I can see the story line with the 3 ghost.... the ex-girlfriend, the current.... and the 36 way orgy in the hospital, that he missed cause he's dead!!

Porn Names
 

Isn't there a chain called "Kum & Go"?

Heywood Jablome

Hugh Jorgen
Sticky Summers
Brad Naylor
Dick Fitzwell

Too funny. It's good to know I'm not the only 12 yr old around here.

The two Irish gay porn stars.....Ben Dover and Phillip McAvity.

Like the roofing industry ?

I would be Captain Jean Luc Dickhard of the SS Innerthighs.