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porsche4life 10-20-2014 11:49 AM

New level of crazy chick!
 
Tried to enter the guys house via the chimney after he ditched her!
Worst online dating fling ever ends with a woman stuck in a chimney

BRPORSCHE 10-20-2014 11:55 AM

I swear this could be one of my ex's....

flipper35 10-20-2014 11:59 AM

When I saw TO I thought of Max.

vash 10-20-2014 12:06 PM

maybe if she could have fit down that chimney she wouldnt have been dumped in the first place :)

man.. i would have LOVED to hang out at the firehouse after that event. you think they all just sit around and lob awesome jokes?

GH85Carrera 10-20-2014 12:09 PM

I dated a few crazy ones but nothing like that.

mgatepi 10-20-2014 12:12 PM

So who pays for the chimney? insurance claim??
Crazy......

Seahawk 10-20-2014 12:25 PM

Play Santa for Me.

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SilberUrS6 10-20-2014 12:40 PM

The worst part is the sex. Crazy-chick sex is so awesome, you forget about the crazy. Having your head screwed on tight is so important - fair warning out there - ginger adds a level of crazy. I don't know what it is, but red hair increases the crazy level by itself. It also increases the hot sex level. So, if you can find the right balance....

t-tom 10-20-2014 01:28 PM

That's not even crazy chick level 3. They can get real real crazy. A friend had an ex cut all the eyes out of his shoes so he couldn't go to vegas. He still went and she cut up every piece of clothing in his house!

speeder 10-20-2014 01:28 PM

Chimneys are actually designed to trap crazy twat. Sort of like a Chinese handcuff type thing, if not mistaken.

Tobra 10-20-2014 01:32 PM

have dated much crazier

ThomO 10-20-2014 01:38 PM

so there is an advantage to being married.

Nice to know

t-tom 10-20-2014 01:39 PM

At least she was skinny enough to fit in the chimney!

Nostril Cheese 10-20-2014 01:39 PM

Right down the street from where I grew up. There's a LOT of weird stuff in TO going on.

Friend of mine once found a dead body in the park right across the street from Santa.

Jim Richards 10-20-2014 02:05 PM

Wasn't it cold enough to have a nice roaring fire? http://forums.pelicanparts.com/suppo...amingdevil.gif

rayng 10-20-2014 02:17 PM

call the insurance company. that's 5 figure damage of a brick chimney in earthquake prone SoCal.

john70t 10-20-2014 02:17 PM

Once knew a guy that tried to break into a food business at night by going in through a roof duct.
Slipped and fell on his head.
Was found the next morning by the cops.

Another guy was arrested for B&E or some nonsensical thing. Idgit.
He escaped police custody through a window, and was later reported running through backyards still handcuffed to a chair.

Danimal16 10-20-2014 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by porsche4life (Post 8315154)
Tried to enter the guys house via the chimney after he ditched her!
Worst online dating fling ever ends with a woman stuck in a chimney

They should have just left her and sealed up the chimney.;)

onlycafe 10-20-2014 05:37 PM

she was just stopping by to boil a rabbit.

speeder 10-20-2014 06:22 PM

Worst I've ever had is a couple of screen-scratchers.


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