Florida gets all the winners...
 

Pair spent 2 days in closet at Florida college


There are no words....

The neck tattoo is classy.

Nice. i like how the cops tested by getting in the closet and closing the door. "The door did not lock" She's hot, huh? Someone needs to find the bikini shots, maybe on her facebook page or her instagram acct.

is that the money shot target?

Yea, we get all the top crime stories here....

Oldsmar man arrested after mother found decapitated | TBO.com and The Tampa Tribune

Look at that guy, he's clearly VERY nuts.

When I was born or just before, my dad was a cop in Oldsmar. Thankfully, he went back into the Navy and we left.

wow. that guy looks, and the story reads, like the family tree has few branches.

he actually smiled for the mug shot? or maybe it was gas.

Yep, all the nutz migrate here from other states:mad:

Florida gets all the winners...
 

For the sake of the future human race I seriously hope they didn't f^€k while they were "stuck" in there.

What else did they have to do for 2days?

They were trying to remember the number for 911.

When I lived in Pinellas County, I made the same observation - lots of oddball stories in FL. One article I read was of a couple just below there, maybe in Sarasota? I'm not sure if my memory is 100% accurate (20+ years ago) but basically, he was old enough to be her father ... and after being a couple for a while, they discovered that he actually was her father. IIRC, supposedly they didn't know when they got together.

Then there was the 20 something man who married the 90 something woman in SE FL. It was "love", not money. :eek:

After they finished all the crack in their pockets.

no, they knew the number. they just couldnt find the "11".

i bet the door swung outward and they spent the two days trying to pull the door opened.

LOL! good stuff!