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The Donut Repair Club. Life without Jesus is like a Donut.
The donut repair club.
the lyrics go like this: Life without Jesus is like a Donut. Life without Jesus is like a Donut. Life without Jesus is like a Donut. you have a hole in your heart. Accept Jesus and fill the hole with Love. It's a play, song and dance type of thing, a man on stage in workman's clothes and a bunch of kids signing along. they have a donut on stage and then they take another donut and fill the hole in the middle of the first donut. The audience is filled with parents and kids watching the play. anyone else see this on tv or have I had too much to drink? I found it interesting ![]() Last edited by on-ramp; 10-25-2007 at 12:50 PM.. |
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I think you just caused my brain to short circuit on this one....too many possibilities.....
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wellllll maybe to much to drink...a little.
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I am leaning toward the possibility that the director of that number had too much to drink (or smoke)..
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Filling the hole in a donut with an Oscar Meier would have been funnier.
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One of my most frequent thoughts over the years has sounded like this: "I wish my viewpoint could be as simple as that one is."
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So I ate Jesus at a Krispy Kreme the other day. Hmm. Tasted pretty good.
I thought that red stuff was jelly but it must've been the blood from his hands & feet.
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So if life without Jesus is a donut, does that mean Jesus is a Dunkin' Munchkin?
Deep...
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I'm really confused. So we are saying that someone brought in a box of life without Jesus's the other day and I had one with my coffee, and I could have filled the hole in my life without Jesus with another life without Jesus?
Are any other pastries involved? You hadn't been drinking the Holy spirit had you?
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As you ramble on thru life, brother,
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So what are you once Jesus has filled your donut hole? Still just a pastry? What about the type of donut that doesnt have a hole? How does Jesus penetrate one of those?
Sorry - I've been thinking about this all day, it's Friday afternoon - almost home time/beer o'clock here.
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I could go for some chocolate covered Jesus right about now.
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I think if Jesus was a pastry he would be a bran muffin....I'll let others decide the reasons why.....
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sure, you gentlemen crack jokes now... but wait until you get to the pearly gates, and they see you still have a hole in your donut. then they will kick your sorry a$$ down to Hell, where the Devil will REALLY fill your donut hole.
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The Devil is just a big cream puff
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When I die I'm going to Starbucks....( too many cops where you find donuts)
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