Ecclestone's MIL kidnapped!
 

F1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone's Mother-In-Law Kidnapped in Brazil: Reports

Brazil.....

Brazil, isn't that the location of some really big sporting event next month?

I wonder how much he pays them to keep her? :eek:

Who's to say he didn't arrange it in the first place?

Reminds me of the famous short story The Ransom of Red Chief by O. Henry, the master of the short story. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ransom_of_Red_Chief

Will Bernie offer to swap himself (being the altruist he is) for the MIL and perhaps he can be disappeared?

Dennis

Knowing Ecclestone, that sentence didn't need to be green. :D

The definition of mixed emotions: watching your MIL drive off a cliff in your new car.

Yep. That's pretty much the origin of all kidnap jokes. :)

I heard she was last seen with a Chinese couple at a wild animal park.

I think Speeder was asking about the maintenance fee.

The result of a long-con by (Brazilian) Mrs. Ecclestone perhaps? It's probably the only way she'll ever seen any money, as I am sure she had to sign an iron-clad pre-nup.

Anyone here have a picture of the MIL. Knowing Bernie's taste in women, mom might be a GILF.

Yeah, even MIL is probably 20+ years younger than Bernie, lol...

Photo here:
Aparecida Schunck: 5 Fast Facts You Need to Know | Heavy.com

Not my type.

$36M is a big Schunck of money they are asking...

$36 million -no biggie -He will just raise ticket prices & location fees.

For $36M he could buy every LEO in South America and have them taken out. If the story is true, that is.

That link was unintentionally hilarious. Bernie's mother in law is 20 years younger than him and she lives in an old run down split level rambler. But she doesn't compare well to the daughter. Perhaps Bernie's wife has been enhanced.

I'd hit that like the wall.