I'm Rich!!
 

A man from the FBI wouldn't lie ..... would he? :)

Attention Worthy Beneficiary,


Payment Release Instruction from the Federal Bureau of Investigation:


The Office of the Federal Bureau of Investigation in conjunction with
some other relevant Investigation agencies in the world nations such
as:

International Metropolitan Police
Central Intelligence Agency
Internet and Fraud Complaint Center
Justification office against Money Laundry

Have hereby given this irrevocable approval order for your outstanding
contract/inheritance payment valued at US$5.5M which was fully
endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It's been suggested and concluded that it is better; your funds are
given to you via online banking. This means that you can be at the
convenience of your office or house and carry out transfer of funds
gradually to any account you want. Also the bank with online facility
can give you funds via ATM cards depends on your request.

The essence of doing this is because of the inherent difficulties in
international funds remittance from the formal banks/offices handling
the transactions since. The concerned authorities did not want you to
have such an ugly experience anymore hence the arrangement was made to
release the funds to you through Citibank New York.


I very much appreciate your patience and hope that you will continue
to be. Note; the total sum of Five million Five Hundred thousand US.
Dollars (US$5,500,000.00) shall be release to you by Citibank New
York.


In case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming
to be from the accredited paying bank, you are advised to STOP and
terminate all further contacts and communicate only with the Chief
Operation Officer of Citibank as you are advised to contact the below
information to oversee this payment file for release.

In your mail to them do confirm the value of your payment and the
(Your new Payment Reference No. - FMF/US/2007-17, Allocation No. - 224728) as the bank
must require you to mention that to avoid dealing with a wrong person
and you will be required to write the bank by requesting and showing
your willingness of having your funds prepared for immediate release
and access to you in an online account that will be created for you

at their bank to enable you make transfer yourself to your personal
account yourself without the bank having information of your personal
account in your state.

NOTE: This is to avoid any mistake in payment and you have to present
this information to the bank when contacting them (Yours new Payment
Reference No. - FMF/US 2007-17, Allocation No. - 224728).

I shall be looking forth your update to me as soon as you receive your
funds from Citibank of New York. This is very important for my
records.

I once more thank you for your patience and understanding, while I
look forward to hearing from you soon.

Thanks once again for your kind co-operation.

I shall be waiting to hear from you.

Best Regards
Fred Jones,
FBI Agent.

congratulations!
But your in Canada! Why won't they work through the RCMP? Hey, this sounds fishy to me!

Because the agents at the FemaleBodyInspectors have jurisdictional authority over those other institutions, of which only one appears to be real and legit, the C**tInspectorsAssociation.

"valued at". Did I ever tell you what my autographed Britney Spears poster was valued at? It's valued at a gazillion buckaroos!

"Suggested and concluded" by who exactly? Ralph at the fish market? That's nice.
"Your funds are given to you via online banking" etc? Correct. If the account was set up that way and you use the ATM.
Come on people! We are still batting 1,000 here in pure truthfulness. Keep it rollin'

"an ugly experience anymore"? Ok. What previous ugly experience was there?
FBI, CIA, and now Citybank?
Uh oh. Now we are starting to name some big names here...

Now it all makes sense.
City Bank New York will also pay your friend the same amount of USDs. I hope.
Hey, but don't blame me if they don't.
It never hurts to ask. Ask them again. Nicer this time.

"you are advised" Again, just another suggestion we thought you'd like. Take it or ignore it. Pssssh. What..ever..dude. Do what you want.
Oh. Please note what you could receive is a "payment file". Extra crispy. With hot sos. That's what they call doughnuts these days.

Everything in that email was legit and accurate.
What's the problem?

Did I tell you we we're related and I'm down on my luck- can you float me a hundred grand or so just until I can get back on my feet?

Please donate to my gofundme "I must have a Porsche or I will die" website.

Oh, I'm John btw.
Pleased to meet you, Rich.

I apparently inherited millions of dollars from a relative that never existed. A barrister from London would be honorable, I have no doubt. Thinking about picking up a car from Mr Seinfeld, he comes here doesn't he?

PM me Jerry, the check should be here any time.

That's a fake. We all know the real money is in Nigeria.

Money laundry, that's funny