Just this morning was walking down a hallway leaving a meeting. Stopped and waved everyone just behind me around. They didn't want to pass and motioned me to go ahead. Told them I was crop dusting so they had best pass before they pass out. They hurried around laughing.

a few weeks ago, i come biking around a steep downhill corner. i totally surprised two cute mtn biking ladies coming up the hill towards me. they were wearing full riding gear, glasses..(trying to draw a picture for you guys), totally smoking hot bodies. very lean. i assume they were hot, but they were wearing sunglasses. for the purpose of this story, let's assume they were both hot. :)

okay, here i come. fairly silent. i hear one of them FART..really really loud. i just started laughing. they saw me and started laughing..then one of the ladies said," excuse us, but i really suggest that you close your mouth"..

it was damn funny. i did pause my breathing..

i saw them later at the parking lot, i wanted to high five them. they had great attitudes.

Okay? I thought it was required.

Many years ago we had just concluded a customer meeting and had spilled out into the foyer that connected the cafeteria, a stairwell, this particular meeting room, and the restrooms. Well, these restrooms were "theater style", with no doors, just that cute little zig-zag pathway around two extended walls.

As we all know, much of what really gets accomplished in these meetings happens once they are adjourned, and everyone is milling around outside. So here we were, when Fat Bastard himself exploded on the commode, amplified and echoing like only a toilet bowl can accomplish.

So, yeah, lots of Asian dudes in three piece suits, and a bunch of us clowns looking embarrassed as hell. At least until one of the Asian customers said "food must be good here". My god, we couldn't stop laughing.