Is it ok to pass wind at a urinal?

[DanielLee5]

Use a bottle and be independent from wind

[Holger]

Oh. My. God.
You guys owe me a new keyboard! LMAO!


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[berettafan]

Originally Posted by nzporsche944s2

My opinion is that's it's not if there are other people around just as you wouldn't in a crowded room.



However it seems I might be in the minority because at work it can sometimes sound like a badly tuned wood section of the orchestra in there.



I've even had colleagues start a conversation say while I'm washing my hands and they are relieving themselves and mid-sentence they will let out the loudest proudest bum burp I've ever heard and they will simply continue the conversation like it's totally normal.



Who is in the wrong here? Am i being a prude?

This is a perfect example of why we can’t be having women deciding they want to be men and using the men’s bathroom. You get these silly questions and new ‘rules’.




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[berettafan]

Originally Posted by KC911

Who wouldn't ? I keed....but I all seriousness

...it's better than dropping a Higgin's standing there !

iirc a Higgins requires one be inside a shower stall.


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[KFC911]

Originally Posted by berettafan

iirc a Higgins requires one be inside a shower stall.

That's true...but we're discussing fundamental rule changes here. If I'm totally out-of-line....I'll just drop it and go about my business...

[Baz]

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[dafischer]

Originally Posted by tabs

I even leave them in aisles at the store to let them know I was there.

Crop dusting is the proper term.

[drcoastline]

Perfectly acceptable to let one rip. That's what the room is for. To relieve yourself of bodily functions. Personally I try to keep it quite but if it comes out loud or stinks oh well.

[speeder]

Originally Posted by RSBob

Only with gusto. Empty elevators optional.

If the elevator is empty, you need to record it w a magic marker. "Fart Wolf was here", or something similar.

[Crowbob]

Of course it is. Why should the urinal area be any different than anywhere else?

[Jeff Higgins]

Originally Posted by berettafan

iirc a Higgins requires one be inside a shower stall.

Not always. If you are wearing loose, comfortable slacks and boxers, it's no problem to shake one down your leg. Just not in coboy boots. Or so I'm told...

[Crowbob]

I do see a problem mixing a Higgins with daily attire.

I can see a small marble, or peewee as we called them in the day, acting as a covert cling-on bringing unimagineable disaster.

[T77911S]

you bet!!!

there were some pretty strange things on ebay years ago, perhaps now still. I was going to sell the wifes fart in a bottle.

never could get close enough to bottle that stuff, nor one big enough.
thought it would be funny

[scottmandue]

Farting at the urinal is acceptable.

Now striking up a conversation, like it couldn't wait until we are in the hallway? Call me a prude but I'm a little uncomfortable chatting with my dick in my hand.

[Jeff Higgins]

[scottmandue]

Originally Posted by T77911S

you bet!!!

there were some pretty strange things on ebay years ago, perhaps now still. I was going to sell the wifes fart in a bottle.

never could get close enough to bottle that stuff, nor one big enough.
thought it would be funny

I would check Japan, they sell dirty panties so I guess bottled farts are also available.

[AFC-911]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, that's gross! (the picture) Hahaha.

[dafischer]

Originally Posted by Jeff Higgins

That would be a shart.

[scottmandue]

If you are offended at someone farting at a urinal how do you feel about the guy blowing his guts out in the stall after taco Tuesday?

[vash]

all bets are off in the bathroom. the urine rushing out of the dick hole should cushion the horrors of the gas coming out of my butt. none of it is sexy..

let it rip, tater chip.