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Which one of you guys was scuba diving in Hawaii?
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Brings new meaning to an angry clam ! What a dope
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Did he eat a tide pod and snort a condom too?
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Inappropriate trolling.
The bearded clam always wins.
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Wasn’t me! I swear!
Anyone have some ice? To... um... keep my beer cold? |
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Just stuck my sack...in a clam
Scotch is helping
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Careful looking for clams. Might come home with crabs instead.
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Did you guys see the part where he also has a seafood allergy?
Can't make up this level of stupid... angela
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Angela yes the seafood allergy is a nice add on to the stupidity of the entire event
I'd love to talk with his parents to see how proud they are of their son 
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The last paragraph of the satire comes out of the depths as well:
In Hawaii folklore, the clam goddess Wawa U’ru was forcefully impregnated by A’ua A’uku, the shark god, but snapped the shark God’s genitals as revenge, leaving him emasculated and thus giving birth to the natives of Hawaii. I get satire but WTF, over.
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Chowderhead....
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I can never tell here if you guys are being serious or not. You seem to embrace the most absurd crap on the web...
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04-10-2018, 08:39 PM
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Not one of you have mentioned "sea men"...
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A fine example of real fake news.
The photo of "Sean" is actually Austin Hatfield, who got bit on the face by a snake. DISCLAIMER Quote:
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And that Dr. Andrew Smith is actually our state Senator, Dr. Josh Green. He is also a candidate for Lt. Governor.
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