Golf is hard
 

But it's a lot harder when your wife threatens to leave you and take your children if you don't win! Dude is a former US open champ! Lighten up psycho :eek:

Crazy golf wife

I bet she is GREAT in the sack....crazy is an understatement :(

She's going to lose the kids if she doesn't get into a program this time I suspect.

>>> She allegedly tried to wrap her legs and feet around the frame of the open car door, and once inside, Krista allegedly damaged the car by kicking the door.

“Wait till the tour [PGA] hears about this,” she yelled at the deputies, according to the report. “You will lose your job. This is why cops get shot in the face. Wait till I talk with the judge, you will be f---ing fired over this.” <<<

Millionaires behaving badly. The struggle is real. :cool:

$20m in prize money it's still not enough. :rolleyes:

that dude.

i would argue that he feels, "marriage is harder"

It's kinda hard for me to fathom too....but I don't know THAT much about crazy women either...'cept to avoid them.

FTW!

And I tried to play golf for years. I gave up and took up shooting instead.

She is Waffle House hard:

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploa...1526490664.JPG

Smothered or covered?

Where is that "Crazy/Hot/Faithful" matrix when you need it ? She IS probably an absolute animal in bed, but crazy as a loon, and not pretty enough to put up with that behavior.

The question that should asked is what pushed her buttons?

dolled up i bet she is hot!!

nobody looks good in a mug shot. i'm handsome as all get out, and my mug shot is atrocious. but i was crying like a B. :)

She has beady crazy eyes.

Would not hit.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A0kdBDwNddc

Someone sent this to me the other day. Funny. OK. Back to crazy lady.

Pool is safer? Gawd, I feel for the guy. I once had a really good looking girlfriend...but similar crazy, would go off over minor things. Great in bed, but the crazy just wasn't worth it. Glad I escaped...

Fifty

It gives you a reason to take a walk and something to do while taking it. The club's are your tools to get the ball in the hole. 8mm wrench...ahhh i mean 8 iron ought to do it.

I was waiting on the tee box one Sunday when my golf partner stopped suddenly and held his hat over his heart as a funeral procession went by.

After the procession had passed, I commented how nice of a gesture it was.
He replied.... "it was the least I could do, we were married for 28 years".



One weekend morning i reached over at around 5 am and shook my wife and asked, "golf or sex?"
She said don't forget your darn clubs.


Thank you I'm here all week, don't forget to tip your waitress.

Negative, Ghost Rider...look at the forehead and ears: she is what happens when cousins share a double wide.

BTW, I love me some Waffle House as well. I have been there at all hours and have witnessed the parade...