Post Your Daily 911 Confusious or Haiku

[RSBob]

Share what makes a Porsche or driving one so unique.

Confusious say, man who lifts mid-corner will watch his @$$ (end) flash before his eyes.

[J-Mac]

Confucius say, you misspell my name again and I hand you your ass.

[RSBob]

Originally Posted by J-Mac

Confucius say, you misspell my name again and I hand you your ass.

Hysterical. Was hoping spell check would save my ass.

When opening the frunk the unwashed stare and ask, where's the engine?

Rear seats are only a suggestion.

T-bars are not just found at old ski areas.

[J-Mac]

Car you are perfect
Mechanics, electrics, susp...
Crap, stance is too high

[gwinnch]

Up on the jack stands
Where is the U P S truck
There is no thunder

[RSBob]

Ignition on left is just right.

[Jonny H]

The only car I've ever seen with 'pullbuttons'!

[Mex]

Oil leaks everywhere
Engine rebuild is costly
Cardboard is cheaper

[RSBob]

Oil smell in cabin
Heat exchangers getting soaked
Too many leaks

[Jdub]

Carpe shifter.

[Cook&Dunning]

Confucius say- man with 911 can beat 930 through intersection; after that you fuched

[Taxi!]

Great idea for a thread, RSBob.

[RSBob]

Hood struts are so shot
The hood prop holds fine, until bumped
Crashing sound heard, oh f....

[Missed Approach]

September arrives with color.
The morning is soaked in cool and damp.
Deck lid shocks cry havoc.

[dentist90]

Wallet was very full
repairs on Carrera
problem solved

[Missed Approach]

The colors change to Orange and Red.
Winter is less a memory, than a cycle to come.
Rennsport VI, but where?

[Missed Approach]

Grasshopper in the heat of the August afternoon.
Time is fleeting and the macadam is warm.
Invisible Glass on sale for $3.49

[shawn908]

It is ninety-five
On the grid at autocross
Air cooled happiness

[Rawknees'Turbo]

Originally Posted by Cook&Dunning

Confucius say- man with 911 can beat 930 through intersection; after that you fuched

Confucius sez - man with 930 must replace lame stock turbocharger with more better one, and learn how to launch, and then man with 911 fuched after first couple of feet!

[Rich Gas]

Dude! You are awesome.