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What also floats in water?
Bread! Apples! Uh...very small rocks! Cider! Uh...great gravy! Cherries! Mud! Churches! Churches! Lead! Lead! A Duck! ooooooh! Python's "Grail" Goes Broadway |
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"Let's not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynomite"
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And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
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The Story of the Film So Far:
Doug and Bob are metropolitan policemen with a difference. Doug likes nothing more than slipping into little cocktail frocks, while Bob bouffants his hair for a night on duty. Still, as the art immace, no one gives their last names. The *Real* Story of the Film So Far: Pucky Reginald Vas Deferens is a nuclear scientist in love with mafia boss Enrico Marx, who is himself married to Conchito Macbeth, a lively belly-dancer at the Belgian disco whose manager, Burly Ivan Crapp, has a naked daughter Janice engaged to J.J. Spinman, New York private detective, employed by elegant Laura Herron to trace the missing million-pound bidet that Hitler gave to Eva Brown as a bar mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and which remained hidden until a World Cup referee, Horse Jenkenson, was found hanged in a New Jersey tenement with the plans of a Russian secret weapon partially tatooed on his elbow. In Brisbon, the Brain brothers, Nicky and Vance, torture a Mayfair psychologist, who reveals to Dora Brain in a tender and emotional death scene that his hair is not his own. Meanwhile, the Kent Touring Eleven have trapped husky Matilda Tritt on a sticky near Hastings, and she reveals all before enforcing the follow army. Peter Niesewand and Cyril Garfunkel arrive just in time with the Welsh Police, and the Harry Orchestra, and proceed to sing a love song which allws Dr. Indira McNorton *just* enough time to cross the alps into Geneva, where he meets Kon Rapp, a kung fu fanatic and cat lover, who frivilously shoots him, but not before introducing him to lively intelligent Norweigan widow Lanny Krimt, who shows him her inner thighs, where he finds the address of a good French restaurant, and unexpectedly meets Gabriello Machismo, an ex-Korean plastic surgeon whose frankly blond assistant Sally Lesbitt is now the half-brother of a distant cousin of Ray Vorn Ding-ding-a-dong, the Eurovision song, and *owner* of the million-pound bidet given by Hitler to Eva Brown as a bar mitzvah present during a state visit to Crufts, and which remained hidden, etc. etc. etc. This they now do. Meanwhile, Harold and Victor Medway III discover a newfound love for each other in an flashback near Devon, where they meet up with Doug and Bob, the metropolitan policemen who suprisingly turn out to be in this film at all, who kill everyone, and live happily ever after. |
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No, realli! She was karving her initials on it with the interspace toothbrush given to her by Svengi... --DD [wishing he had the correct font so the slashed O and the A with the halo and such would show up...]
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"Now let's not squable about who killed who, this is supposed to be a happy occasion. "
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She has HUGE, tracts of land....
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Well at least he's not French......
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You cannot claim supreme executive power just because some watery tart throws a sword at you......
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Hi,
I started reading this thread backwards from the last post. I'm a little confused but I think I'll do it that way from now on! Cheers, Elliot
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Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say 'ni' at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history
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This is Abuse! argument is down the hall.....
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Hehhehe....Mongo like Candy......
Ooops, wrong movie AND millenium..... 
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Corn - we been waitin' hunderts of years for that - now we can make whiskey. Welcome to "The Big Disease" - Shoot Em Up -
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