Britain has no sky scrapers....Lucas makes elevators....

Ah Lucas, " The Prince of Darkness". Nothing more exciting that watching a meltdown of the electrical system in my Frogeye (Healys hip bath) or MGB (More Garbage from Britian) or my Trash 3, 4 & 4A (otherwise known as Triumph - Furgeson? tractor). Couldn't afford the plastic rocus - nice engine though.

I vote for a fire bottle system and nomex underwear!

If the DHRLAs fit, DCOEs should fit, but don't know about the linkage setup.

'70 914 w/2.5l - soon to be finished
'73 914 - finshed with a solid crack to the right front
'74 914 (maybe)
'78 928 (sold, thank God - only 3 times as expensive as a 14)
'85 Jeep Cherokee (Huh?)
'86 Toyota 4X4 (Snomobile)
'96 Honda (flied lice-daily driver, I hide)

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I thought all Lucas systems had a four pole switch - FIRE, dim, flicker & off.

The Lucas motto: "Get home before dark."

Lucas denies having invented the darkness. But they still claim the "sudden, unexpected darkness"

Lucas is the patent holder for the short circuit.

Lucas - Inventor of the first intermittent wiper.

Lucas - Inventor of the self-dimming headlamp.

The three position Lucas switch - Dim, Flicker and Off. The other three switch settings - Smoke, Smolder and Burn.

The Original Anti-Theft Device - Lucas Electrics.

"I have had a Lucas pacemaker for years and have never had any trou...

If Lucas made guns, wars would not start either.

Did you hear about the Lucas powered torpedo - It sank!

It's not true that Lucas, in 1947, tried to get Parliament to repeal Ohm's Law. They withdrew their efforts when they meet too much resistance.

Did you hear the one about the guy that peeked into a Land Rover and asked the owner "How can you tell one switch from another at night,as they all look the same ?" "He replied, it does not matter which one you use, nothing happens !"

Back in the 70's, Lucas decided to diversify its product line and began manufacturing vacuum cleaners. It was the only product they offered which did not suck.

QA called and told the Engineering they had trouble with his design shorting out so he made the wires longer.

Alexander Graham Bell invented the Telephone. Thomas Edison invented the Light Bulb. Joseph Lucas invented the Short Circuit.

Recommended procedure before taking on a repair of Lucas equipment: Check the position of the stars, kill a chicken and walk three times sunwise around your car chanting: " Oh mighty Prince of Darkness protect your unworthy servant.."

Lucas systems actually use AC current; it just has a random frequency that's all.

Why do the English drink their beer WARM? Because their refrigerators are made by Lucas

I was always told that Lucas's success was based on Magic Smoke...once the magic smoke leaked out you are screwed...