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overkill 06-03-2003 02:43 PM

Yeah,... he can read,... he's 17 not 16 Richard, BAH HA HA!!!

gt350mike 06-03-2003 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roastin944
..............Frank, kiss my brown eye!
Hey Frank,

Your boy is taking a "shine" to you. Sounds like you need to do another roadtrip!

http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pyth.gif

overkill 06-03-2003 04:53 PM

ROAD TRIP!!!!

Scott R 06-03-2003 04:58 PM

Someone should sell tickets.

todwic 06-03-2003 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Scott R
Someone should sell tickets.
no sir. PPV!

RIchard944 06-04-2003 01:16 AM

to Loveland, CO?

Quote:

Originally posted by Roastin944
Im not 16, i am 17. I didnt put the chip in backwards anyways, i put it in only 1 way and that was the right way, i didnt try it both ways. The chip was completely fine, if it was fried my car would have run like crap, maybe not even ran at all. When i put it in it ran exactly the same but with a completely different tone, so i know the chip changed it but i didnt like the difference it made, i did not believe it was an upgrade thats worth $200, so i sent it back. End of story. Frank, kiss my brown eye!
You complained you smelled gas. A few weeks later you buy FR's chip. Your solution to the gas smell is to lean out the AFM? Move that spring a few notches. FR's page says not to do that. The chip wont work right. You shot yourself in the foot. You leaned out the AFM so that the chip couldn't work.

You screwedup the AFM and the chip didn't work.

todwic 06-04-2003 03:28 AM

It's settled then, he's not an idiot. Merely a moron. A few notches? I reckon that would lessen the smell of gasoline inside the car. Under the hood. Inside the combustion chamber.<br>THE 944 IS NOT A FREAKIN SCOOTER WITH A WEED EATER MOTOR TAPED TO THE BACK. Why didn't you try eliminating the head gasket by using permatex for those extra horsepower?

RIchard944 06-04-2003 04:24 AM

Oh, did you see the scooter pictures? I lost the link. Richard

RIchard944 06-04-2003 05:07 AM

RoastinGOPEDs
 
SmileWavyhttp://www.lejjend.com/jump/jump4.jpg http://www.lejjend.com/jump/jump3.jpg http://www.lejjend.com/jump/jump1.jpg http://www.lejjend.com/jump/jump2.jpg


Someone showed me this last week.
http://www.lejjend.com/images2.htm
Sad, very sad. What is the saddest? That a 15 year old plays with a scooter or that he is proud of playing with a scooter and made a web page. No helmet too.

gt350mike 06-04-2003 05:29 AM

Is that a pic a preview of the PPV where Roasten is being chased by Franky?

BTW, why does he call it "brown eye"? Doesn't he wipe???

Roastin944 06-04-2003 08:33 AM

He little richard, i never even touched the AFM, i was just wondering about it! read a little closer, i just asked about it! Road Trip? Go ahead, come out here, id like to see that, haha.

overkill 06-04-2003 09:19 AM

YOU TOUCHED THE AFM!!!!!

Roastin944 06-04-2003 11:39 AM

nope, never even taken the black top off of it, those pictures were the ones scott was showing me,

AFJuvat 06-04-2003 12:06 PM

This is quickly degenerating into a p*ssing contest - all well and good, but all you end up with is wet knees.

I seem to remember something about putting the chip in backwards, but honestly, I don't feel inclined to search for the thread - assuming it has not been deleted.

Unless the DME was faulty to begin with, any chip, regardless of who makes it, will not make a poorly running engine suddenly run better. Considering the modifications you are making\planning on making, the overall reliability of the fuel\air mapping on your car is questionable at best. As a mechanic, I certainly wouldn't want to even try troubleshooting.

Roastin944 - You had the chip and it didn't work for you - improperly installed or not (again, don't care to look) FR offered to take it back and it got lost in the mail - send registered and insure for value next time - the extra $5 is worth it. Consider yourself poorer but wiser.

Bad things happen for no reason and things do get lost in the mail quite frequently. - That really isnt justification to slam about a vendor in a public forum.

Ok, stepping off of my soap box.

AFJuvat

AFJuvat 06-04-2003 02:52 PM

See what boredom at work will do....

here was the original thread in question

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=107755&highlight=Chips


and then the thread that started it all...

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/showthread.php?threadid=106154&highlight=Chips

AFJuvat

overkill 06-04-2003 05:05 PM

BAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

todwic 06-04-2003 09:09 PM

I don't think he ever went to wilk's site any longer than it took to place an order. All the questions he asked were explained on the site.

Frank B 06-06-2003 07:59 AM

Brown eye huh?... hmm, do you know how to wipe your a$$ moron or did your mommy forget to show you how to do that too. Once again, grow up, learn some manners, and maybe wear a helmet so you don't crack your friggining skull when you get overconfident in your abilities as an extreme skooter jag-off.

ps: I'm not interested in any more of your B.S. comments. Because you've chosen to trash someone personally because you don't know how to act appropriately and professionally when you've purchased something for your car that you're having a problem with, maybe you should just shut up and stop slamming peoiple because you're the one with the problem, which is, not being able to be honest about your mistakes that you created in your life.
Subsequently, You are a F-up and probablly will always be that way. You are just the kind of guy that I have to go collect money from because they stole something from there parents to get out of hock or buy drugs or borrowed money from someone that they can't pay back, and you have all of the excuses and answers and it never has anything to do with you, and it will never have anything to with you as long as you have a jaw that flaps up and down to fan the Bull$hit at people and teeth to grind in your sleep because your always trying to think up new ways to lie cheat and steal.

You were pretty cool until you pulled this stunt, now, well, you're just not.
So, don't focus on me and what I have to say, maybe you should start with yourself and clean it up, or someone's gonna mop the floor with your a$$ someday. You know where that is right? that place where your brown eye is.

overkill 06-07-2003 03:18 AM

I don't understand people like him. I will probably never understand people like him. Pathalogically lying all the time is a mental illness. Go to the docters kid,...

schnellfahrer 06-07-2003 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FR Wilk
It is all a hoax. His dad wrote me and said that John did none of the work he claims to. He only watched or was there. His dad is the official buyer.

I thought my parents use to embarrass me in public. Nothing compared to this.


So did HE put the chip in backwards, then?


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