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What gives? My coworker with the BMW 540 here is gloating...
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Propaganda.
I think that every new bmw comes with sample packs of viagra in the glovebox.
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I have a 87 924S and I still get it 4 times a week
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I think they mean sex with their cars.
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I find that I need to open the sunroof to accomodate sex in my car. Otherwise, not a problem.
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" in a survey of 2,253 motorists aged 20 to 50 published in its inaugural May issue that male BMW drivers say they have sex on average 2.2 times each week"
Yes but the Porsche owners were having sex with another person... 
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Man, one of my bimmer friends sent that to me. And I said, I actually run daily and i get laid more than you. He called me an ******* and left, haha.
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why wasn't i included in that average?
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Another survey found BMW owners lie an average of 2.2 time per week...hehehehe
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97.3% of all people who use statistics make them up as they go
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Studies show, 22 millions people agree with Moneyguy1.
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If that included jerkin the gerkin, then I believe the survey.
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You know, i believe porsche made room for two to lay in the back area for a reason...
... or three ... if you know what i mean 
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Yeah, but bmw drivers can't even begin compare to the quality of sex that Porsche drivers get
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Had " Relations " with my ex-wife in a 79 Hoda Civic (red-tomato car)
There's something to be said about seats that go all the way back. (Now) the sunroof seems to come in handy . BMW drivers use their walet as an afrodisiac(sp)... but unfortunately for them their body can't hold up to the hype. __________________ 1985.0 944na Breaking stuff daily Have you tensioned your socks lately ??? MODS: Murphys Law addition *** CALIFORNIA GROSS POLLUTER **** 
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Porsche owners... 1.4 times a week why?? ... because they can't walk for the other 5.6 days from those 1.4 days
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I saw that the other day.
Its obvious... driving a Porsche is better than sex.
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But the Porsche drivers have sex with the BMW owners wives/girfriends. SOMEONE has to satisfy them!
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I just noticed that the numbers for women driving BMW's (1.9) are lower than for men driving BMW's (2.2). So the difference (0.3 times per week) mean those BMW male drivers had sex with ???. We don't want to guess, do we?, :-)
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