A fatty and a small bic lighter......Both for emergency use only!

An INXS cassette tape (only one I could find to try to test out radio once...)
An oil change sticker that fell off the windsheild
A key that was in there when I bought the car. No idea what it is for but it doesn't work anything on the car (I was hoping it was the glovebox key but that's long gone)

note pad, pen, gas receipts, garage door opener, few quarters. Think that is about it.