can you give me a ideas?

gpotts200 · gpotts200's Garage

My account has been hacked. Thanks for all the wonderful responses.

racer · 08-31-2010, 01:35 PM

Sure!!! How about not posting odd, nonsensical threads?

ewalt98 · ewalt98's Garage

You might want to start with some new spark plugs, then maybe paint it green.

fmartenies · 08-31-2010, 03:31 PM

Not drinking before noon.

ernie9944 · ernie9944's Garage

Suggest you sell that 944 go buy an Honda & join their forum.

nynor · 08-31-2010, 04:20 PM

a clue perhaps?

smokin_944 · smokin_944's Garage

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Originally Posted by fmartenies

Not drinking before noon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by ernie9944

Suggest you sell that 944 go buy an Honda & join their forum.

Absolutely!!!

Tidybuoy · 09-01-2010, 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by gpotts200

Can u give me a idea?

Here's a ideas - English 1a

Toran · 09-01-2010, 05:21 PM

LOL
Happy I didn't start this post!

Grandad#3 · 09-01-2010, 10:13 PM

Says his occupation is a "Supervisor", can you imagine working for this guy?

Cheers,
Larry

Toran · 02:50 AM

After spending a couple hours removing some 20yr old frozen bolts this thread was just what I needed. Hopefully it will not come at the expense of thread creator, but I am getting some entertainment while it last.

Rasta Monsta · Rasta Monsta's Garage

You should try root beer and vanilla vodka. Delicious!

ewalt98 · ewalt98's Garage

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Originally Posted by Rasta Monsta

You should try root beer and vanilla vodka. Delicious!

Not something I would have ever thought of, but I'll have to see if our liquor stores have vanilla vodka now!

Eric 951 · 09-02-2010, 11:16 AM

Sure
fistfight a koala

insult the stationary on your desk

re-launch the Ames chain of stores

tell people that the original Fr. Mulchaey from the M*A*S*H pilot was your favorite character

eat a box of ten penny nails

claim that you invented spats

use armor all on your windshield

brush your teeth with syrup

answer every question you are asked with "The Vikings"

89-944NA · 89-944NA's Garage

get a clue

eat a pound of gunpowder

feed your face to piranhas

light your popcorn farts

run naked through the supermarket, wearing a tinfoil hat yelling "the CIA is reading my mind"

fmartenies · 09-02-2010, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Rasta Monsta

You should try root beer and vanilla vodka. Delicious!

The first and last time I drank vanilla vodka was at a toga party several years ago with the hottest Russian girl I have ever met, who I figured out I had gone to college with when she was a Muslim and went by a different name. Which she didn't tell anyone about and was now a hardcore party girl. I wish I had a cool story about it but I just blacked out after way too many shots and woke up in the bushes the next morning. Good thing about toga parties is you are wearing your bedding.

So there is your idea, have a toga party.

Rasta Monsta · Rasta Monsta's Garage

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Originally Posted by 89-944NA

light your popcorn farts

If I may expand a bit on this. . .fabricate a butt plug with a jet or nozzle on the end. Light a fart, and capture the result with a pinhole camera.

HondaDustR · 09-02-2010, 02:20 PM

Make the Porsche version of this with a 944 S2 cab, throw some hydros on it, and make a music video.

Dude!! I might just go do that myself.

89-944NA · 89-944NA's Garage

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Originally Posted by Rasta Monsta

If I may expand a bit on this. . .fabricate a butt plug with a jet or nozzle on the end. Light a fart, and capture the result with a pinhole camera.

+1 on the pinhole camera lol

keep a fire extinguisher handy for those wild hair fires

89-944NA · 89-944NA's Garage

or you can eat a pound of gunpowder then light your farts. talk about a smoking hole, only it's not in the ground