Cayenne Contest
 

The other day, while buying some oil filters for our Detroit cars, I noticed a contest form. Had I filled it out, I would have had a one in kazillion shot of winning a new Cayenne Turbo. The contest is sponsored by Mobil 1. I didn't fill out the form. But I did use the back of it as a scratch pad to jot down the numbers of the filters I wanted...;)

Yeah, 'cause it would have sucked to win a $95K Porsche.

My thinking was I probably couldn't sell it for enough to pay the taxes, and still have change left over...