Stolen Porches found

[speedster911]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/stolen-porsches-recovered-from-area-chop-shops-petaluma-pd/ar-AAREm1M?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531

[Macroni]

Infamous name...

[touringmandan]

Karma finally caught up with Krieger

[pmax]

Bailed out.

[touringmandan]

Wayne sez "I was just storing them for Laurina!"

[cassisrot]

Do you take a porch apart to steal or just load it on a trailer and down the road you go.

Merry Christmas

[samdn]

How do you get that, that's so amazing
Karma

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by cassisrot

Do you take a porch apart to steal or just load it on a trailer and down the road you go.

Merry Christmas

A porch? There's an old joke about that. Homeless hungry man knocks on wealthy man's door asking for work and/or food.

He say I'll work for some food. Rich man say f-uck off! After pleading due to hunger pains rich man say finally ok, take this brush and this bucket of paint and paint my porch over there, side of the house. When you done, come back and I'll give you dinner. 15 minutes later he was back for dinner. Rich guy say... you done with that porch already?? He say Yes Sir!! but that wasn't no porch! That was a merceda benz!

[techweenie]

Originally Posted by 911heaven

A porch? There's an old joke about that. Homeless hungry man knocks on wealthy man's door asking for work and/or food.

He say I'll work for some food. Rich man say f-uck off! After pleading due to hunger pains rich man say finally ok, take this brush and this bucket of paint and paint my porch over there, side of the house. When you done, come back and I'll give you dinner. 15 minutes later he was back for dinner. Rich guy say... you done with that porch already?? He say Yes Sir!! but that wasn't no porch! That was a merceda benz!

Version I heard was 'I painted the porch and had so much paint left that I painted that Mercedes, too.'

[pmax]

That's no getaway.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by techweenie

Version I heard was 'I painted the porch and had so much paint left that I painted that Mercedes, too.'

That's a good one too! I only ever heard this one once from a room mate in Dallas in college (1984) who was from Kentucky.

[matt930s]

Porsche hits porch….

https://www.businessinsider.com/private-equity-manager-charged-drink-driving-smashes-his-porsche-into-house-connecticut-russell-stildolph-2011-1

[matt930s]

[NYNick]

Did I miss the PPMF rule that requires me to respond to every post?

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by NYNick

Did I miss the PPMF rule that requires me to respond to every post?

Maybe, but if there is a post you like, if any you wouldn't be violating the rule. Never mind...

[Matt Monson]

Originally Posted by NYNick

Did I miss the PPMF rule that requires me to respond to every post?

It’s a drinking game.

[pmax]

WTF is Raw’ ?!

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by pmax

WTF is Raw’ ?!

Perhaps he's one of the 12 guys that has left MPF because of me according to the Tobs account.

[pmax]

Originally Posted by 911heaven

Perhaps he's one of the 12 guys that has left MPF because of me according to the Tobs account.

Raw’ ? Not a chance.

But lately he does seem obsessed with some thread about swimmers or something in the asylum.

[911heaven]

Originally Posted by pmax

Raw’ ? Not a chance.

But lately he does seem obsessed with some thread about swimmers or something in the asylum.

Good to know! I hope they all have their scull caps or speedos on. One flying over the cuckoo's nest unchecked could be catastrophic!