Spring. Supply of cars for sale will increase.

[PushingMyLuck]

I have just seen an uptick in the number of local cars for sale.
Winter is ending, and the pent up sellers are starting to emerge.
This is obviously just the beginning, as it's only been warm for a few days.
With prices at highs, I expect to see a big surge of cars for sale this spring and summer.

[Matt Monson]

And then what happened?

[MrBonus]

Let me know if the sun comes up tomorrow.

[kennykimk2]

Any update on that missing Jet that took off from Maylasia?

[christiandk]

Is it possible to travel in time and what are the upcoming lottery numbers?

[PushingMyLuck]

Anyone else seeing an uptick in the number of cars for sale?
This is exciting!

[COLB]

Who invented liquid soap? And why?

[MrBonus]

What's the deal with airplane food?

[metzger]

I often wonder if bath soap actual does anything aside from make you smell good. I use Old Spice shower gels and I just doubt there are any real cleansing attributes to the stuff, but I do enjoy the smell. It's not like it's a disinfectant like a hand soap, is it? Curious what others think.

[LuisGT3]

I keep seeing the same cars for sale and not much new on my daily searches.

[Type911]

How far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida?

[Eric 951]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

[pete3799]

Ever notice?

[MrBonus]

I remember I was hammering on a fence in the backyard when Dad approached. He was carrying a letter or something in his hand, and he looked worried. I continued to hammer as he came toward me. "Son," he said, "why are you hammering on that fence? It already has plenty of nails in it." "Oh, I'm not using nails," I replied. "I'm just hammering." With that, I returned to my hammering. Dad asked me to stop hammering, as he had some news. I did stop hammering, but first I got a couple more hammers in, and this seemed to make Dad mad. "I said, stop hammering!" he yelled. I think he felt bad for yelling at me, especially since it looked like he had bad news. "Look," he said, "you can hammer later, but first-" Well, I didn't even wait to hear the rest. As soon as I heard "You can hammer," that's what I started doing. Hammering away, happy as an old hammer dog. Dad tried to physically stop me from hammering by inserting a small log of some sort between my hammer and the fence. But I just kept on hammering, 'cause that's the way I am when I get that hammer going. Then, he just grabbed my arm and made me stop. "I'm afraid I have some news for you," he said. I swear, what I did next was not hammering. I was just letting the hammer swing lazily at arm's length, and maybe it tapped the fence once or twice, but that's all. That apparently didn't make any difference whatsoever to Dad, because he just grabbed my hammer out of my hand and flung it across the field. And when I saw my hammer flying helplessly through the air like that, I just couldn't take it. I burst out crying, I admit it. And I ran to the house, as fast as my legs could take me. "Son, come back!" yelled Dad. "What about your hammer?!" But I could not have cared less about hammering at that point. I ran into the house and flung myself onto my bed, pounding the bed with my fists. I pounded and pounded, until finally, behind me, I heard a voice. "As long as you're pounding, why not use this?" I turned, and it was Dad, holding a brand-new solid-gold hammer. I quickly wiped the tears from my eyes and ran to Dad's outstretched arms. But suddenly, he jumped out of the way, and I went sailing through the second-story window behind him. Whenever I hear about a kid getting in trouble with drugs, I like to tell him this story.

[gruppe75]

This thread is useless without pic's

[COLB]

Originally Posted by gruppe75

This thread is useless without pic's

Rule #1, baby. Rule #1.

[christiandk]

Guy: Im back

Laundry Lady: You cannot walk into my store wearing sliced turkey over your head.

Guy: Yes I can.

Laundry Lady: No you cant

Guy: Are you shure?

[Guy tries to bribe lady with a coathanger.]

Laundry Lady: Leave the Laundromat!

Guy: After you give me some peanuts!

Laundry Lady: You really want those peanuts, dont you?

Guy: Maybe, Maybe Not

Laundy Lady: Leave!

Guy: You shall not live to be older than two cycles of a halibuts unicycle, for Orville Redenbaucher, the popcorn guy, is coming for you. Hahahahaha! All hail Orville..All Hail Orville..

[lady calls the SWAT Team, and the swat team spray the guy with mace untill his eyes puff up and explode, causing the Advill on the counter to topple]

[Matt Monson]

I prefer Dr Bronner's peppermint soap.

[Ronnie's.930]

So, PML, does this exciting springtime increase phenomenon mean that you are finally planning to sh@t or will you continue to simply stay on the pot?

[RacerX1166]

Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?