I call Matt, "Phatt", because he's such a sexy beast (a BOSS sexy beast)!!!

I'm going to buy it and strap my vintage cooler to that roof rack.


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Don't pretend like you haven't sent me over 20 PMs pleading for instructions on how to become part of that circle, pNutz!!!

Calm down ladies....

I drove Olaf to work this morning; I've dispelled 2 myths in photos below by overtaking a smart car and entering the highway. Take that *****es!

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One word: Photoshop.

Great. Now I'll have to take my '58 A coupe out in the snow tomorrow.

ps its the slowest car I have owned but the most fun and it has a 912 engine :)

Stop cannabilizing 912's....they are coming into their own..

1966 Porsche 912 COUPE | eBay

MattR

Yo' Phatt, did you need a Botox injection in yer neck to help get some relief following those two whiplash inducing maneuvers?!?! Hows about a clean pair of undies?!?!

Looks like it's in excellent condition . . . amazing though how delicate and dainty those super skinny, high riding things are. Are 912 fanboyz delicate and dainty, too?!?! :eek:

'Velvet Green"

TheSamba.com :: VW Classifieds - Porsche 912 Coupe 1967 Original & Great driver

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^^^^That seems right up your ...... alley..... little man...

I like this one:

TheSamba.com :: VW Classifieds - Porsche 912 R Recreation

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^^^

pNutz, my 930 gets beat on (not like THAT :eek:), but it's not beat up. And you and Phatt are both welcome to beat on it (the CAR :eek:) any time you come to Norf TexAss!

^^^

That would probably be dangerous, though, as both of you would likely have panic attacks from all the awesome!

There is one, fairly steep hill on my regular highway route between Rockwall and Ft. Worth, TexAss. - Interstate 20 at Mountain Creek Parkway. The pic doesn't do it justice, but it is a long, steep incline, with a right and then left sweepers, that 99% of the cars going up it scrub off around 10MPH on the way up (no joke). Weeellllll the Mighty Meatlocker Turbo Powwwaaaed Turbo accelerates up that hill like it was flat ground. It's a lot of fun to pinball through people on the way up (like a complete Porsche dooooooshbag!). The car is probaly getting about 4mpg at that point.

You and Phatt would likey, longtime!

***don't know why the pic is so big (that's what she said)***

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^^^ Oh man that's funny. That is what we call a foothill. It's the little rise going into Auburn or ElDorado Hills. Then you get to the Sierras where Matt's 912 would go into cardiac arrest trying to climb the 40 miles of up to 6% grades.

You hush-up, Deez; other than highway overpasses :D, that's ^^^ all we've got around these here parts for "hills".

Cute...lol....

MattR

Outlaw 912? Lol...not this one...

TheSamba.com :: VW Classifieds - 1968 Porsche 912 Coupe "Outlaw"

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^^^ Outlaw 912's have roof racks Matt.