Most bizzaro craigslist Porsche ad ever?
 

Glad I'm not interested in the car - I'm not sure I'd want to have to talk with a guy who apparently often visits the planet Dune in his mind.

"Internally designated the 993, this "ass-engined Nazi slot car" is the last of the air cooled 911s."

"I'm middle aged and doughy, and the classy ladies are on me like ants on candy for no other reason than my sweet collection of Carreras."

Enjoy: Kwisatz Haderach of Porsche 911 Carreras

Love that! Need to capture before it goes away..

MattR

That guy is hysterical!

He who controls the spice....

what a douche...

I think PJ O' Rourke originally called it an "ass engine nazi slot car". Google it.

"Sniff the seats" Lmao!!

This guy is funny. I dig it.

"Speaking of behinds, Muad'Dib here comes with seat warmers for yours on those cooler days when you're driving around and dropping panties. And speaking of dropping panties, back in 1999, the original version of the Hitachi Magic Wand was engineered to exactly mimic the frequency and vibration a classy lady might feel in the passenger seat of a 993. I don't know if it was this exact 993 per se, but whatever. True story. Google it."

And... now it's gone. Thanks for saving it Matt......

That's got to be one of the funniest, most entertaining listings I've ever seen for a car - love how it plays on many of the Porsche owner stereotypes and goes against the stuffy, extended pinkie while sipping wine, "my Porsche is so farkin' special", approach to adds which is so much more common.