[Rick Lee]

One called me to say she had recently become a US citizen, had a consulting job that required a security clearance and asked if I'd take care of her if I got called as part of the background check. I said I would, though I know (to this day) her loyalties do not lie with the USA. But I never heard about it again.

Shortly after one breakup, the ex talked her way into my office while I was at lunch. My co-workers didn't know we had broken up and just believed her that she had to leave something on my desk. She sprayed her perfume on my chair, but nothing else. That was kind of weird.