[Bill Douglas]

A Kiwi guy goes to Paris and is fascinated by the mayhem of pedestrians running across the road and car drivers almost clipping their heels.

He says to the taxi driver "What's that cross hairs looking thing on the front of the Mercedes cab?" Driver thinks "OMG, what have I got here. Might as well have some fun with him." He replies "That's my sights so I can line up and run down pedestrians."

The Cab driver came flying around the next corner, lined up a person running across the road, then swerved last second laughing to himself. Kiwi guy says "Why did you swerve the last second. If I hadn't have swung the door open you would have missed him completely."