Pig? Big deal. I had a Cow fall on me. I was running sleek and smottttheeee one nite in Wyoming where I lived and over a hill at 55 at 8 at nite, some dude was crossing his cows and forgot to bring his flashlight. Black angus cows. The little 924 braked to a perfect ballerina stance with my a#% flattened to the floor at 55 to a total stop faster than this, and the f#$%% cow falls on my left front head cover and bends it. The rancher is screaming, you hit my cow, and I'm all your f@#%& cow bent my little Porsche dude. True story, Boy scouts honor
