[Icemaster]

Parked the car in a downtown garage to take my son to see Santa, and looked across the row and spotted a beautiful grey 996. First, I admired, then noticed that it was parked in a clearly marked handicapped spot next to the elevator. Started the wheels turning, looked more carefully, and no, no handicapped plate, nothing hanging from the mirror. So I walked over to the car just to make certain that it didn't have a placard on the dash - it didn't. Handicapped? Driving that?

Grumbled, went back to the wife and kid, went and did the Santa and shopping thing.

Got back to the Jeep and noticed the car was still there. Got up to the cashier window, paid out, looked at the attendant and said:

"Hey, wanna p*ss off a rich guy?"

Eyes light up... "Yeah!!!"

Told her where the car was parked, she immediately hops on the radio and calls for someone to come and ticket it.

Explained to my wife that nutsacks like that give the rest of us that drive Porsches a bad name.

Merry Christmas, hope the $68 was worth it, you a-wipe.