[911 Rod]

You ever had a biopsy?
I went to my dermatologist for a biopsy for a skin condition that is the equivalent of dying by a thousand needs. Like full body shingles I guess.
Anyway, I had no idea what to expect.
He has me lay down and rolls over a tray of tools. Pulls out a syringe gives a poke in my side. I'm like, great, freezing it is good. He turns around and grabs a scalpel and tells me to tell him if it hurts. Holy f##k batman! I've never had pain like this. SOB never gave it anytime for the freezing to take effect. He basically cut into me like cheaking a perch!
Blood running down my side and he's still digging in. Now he starts to cauterize the wound and luckily the freezing was now working.
Nothing like the smell of burning flesh in the morning!
Sadistic b#stard.