[drcoastline]

57- I'll let you all know when I get there. You know you are not old when;

You don't listen to talk radio,

You like the oldies but still listen to new music and istalled a bluetooth speaker in the Edsel Convertible because the AM radio only gets oldies and you want to listen to Bruno Mars.

You see a thread on SSA & COLA and not only don't know what it is but feel no need to check it out.

You sleep through the night and laugh when others say they get up to pee.

you don't take any meds.

You finish in the top fifty percent in triathlons and Spartans competeing against those 19-57. When you beat those older then 57 they don't count they're old.

You take your cheaters off when shooting a lever action with iron sights so you get a better sight picture.

Some dude says hey punk get off my lawn.