[Jeff Hail]

Originally Posted by Jagshund

We have a mobile veterinary business (and a clinic). Once went out to vaccinate two barn cats of unknown temperament . . . client carried them in and the first cat was perfect, not even a flinch. Her second cat pushed past the vet as she opened the carrier, launching itself into the plexiglas surgery door window. Bounced off a few more cabinets, jumped onto the dash and rammed both a-pillars with its head several times . . . then things got bad. It dove into the driver side dash and staked a spot as far back as possible.

I positioned myself upside down in the seat and managed to scruff the now-angry animal and pull it out of the dash. My gf said, "Here, I'll take him," and I passed the cat to a reaching woman's hand.

It was the client's hand, and the cat bit the @$% out of her thumb/hand. She immediately let go of the cat but it kept biting her as she tried to shake it off, eventually managing to sling it upwards where the vet caught it mid-air & was promptly bitten.

She managed to stab it with a sedative she'd prepped while trying to dislodge it from her arm. It eventually went to sleep, the client went to the hospital, the doctor ended up on antibiotics for a couple of weeks and the truck ceiling looked like a murder scene.

Cats regularly commune with Satan.


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Yes they commune with Satan. They are furry axe murderers. Better you than me.

I watched a cat grab hold of a guys achilles tendon with both paws /claws then bite into it. Guy flinched big time and as he was going down backwards stepped on the cats neck with his other foot.

It was surreal and reminded me of the devil dog in the original Hills Have Eyes.

I kept thinking the cat came from hell and it might get up like Herbert Wests cat Rufus in Re-Animator.

Cat let out a scream, got up and ran off. Back to the hell it came.