[svandamme]

I was 14
She was 18
back row of the movie theater for Dances with Wolves
I think it was at the Tatonka? scene

She sooncheated on me (probably because I wasn't nearly as suave as I thought I was and she already had some mileage on her, so was expecting more)..
with a bud of mine
who married her
had a kid with her
who ended up driven into psychiatry and divorce
Who's kid then ended up a drug fiend
oh yeah, facegoogled her.
NO NO NO NO NO

I think i dodged not one, but a full magazine of bullets right there.