[djmcmath]

Grady, that's a beautiful story! It's like the officer who dropped by after a friend and I had just completed a failed experiment with a sizable amount of black powder, producing an explosion that could probably be heard 10 miles away. As we were sitting there smoldering next to the shreds of our home-made cannon, officer O'Reilly pulled up in his patrol car. "Mornin' boys. You hear any explosions 'round here?"
"No officer, we haven't heard any explosions," we lied, poorly.
"Hmm. Ah don't reckon you'll hear any more explosions 'round here, will ya?"
"No, officer, I don't think we will."
"Good." Then he drove off.


Ah, the joys of a mispent youth...

Dan