[targa911S]

i'll ditto svandamme on that! spend the day in my car? you know it by the end of the day.

some of my thoughts:

computers??we don't need no stinking computers!

Does your car still have MFI? "yes"
Do you understand how it works? "no clue"

"Can you turn on the A/C?" "Uh it doesn't have any"...
"Oh"

Conversation at the gas pump: " Is that a real "S" ?
"yes"
"That car is a legend"

Conversation at a party, Boxster owners wife says: "You have a Porsche too?"
husband says: " Honey our car wears panties next his car"

It's the little bonuses like that too.