In Army BCT we had a kid from Appalachia who was 26 years old but he looked like he was 42. His name was A.V. Hanners. Had maybe 3 teeth in his skull.
I asked him "What's the A.V. stand for?".
"Nothin', just A.V..... But my people call me Danny".
Well why in the fark didn't they just name you Daniel? I didn't say it but I thought it.
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