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I've given serious thought to a bumper hitch and my Craftsman double-tier tool chest.
It's not that I don't maintain my 914 in tip-top condition (old whore that she is), or don't trust my extensive electro-mechanical capabilities. It's just that my AAA Plus card and cell phone are the 2 most important tools I carry; always.
Hey, spare clutch cable & flat fix & multi-jointed-SAE/Metric-ended-screwpliers for 3 Easy Payments Of Just $29.95! aside, do you really see yourself crawling around under your 914 in a muddy ditch, wondering why she idles just great, but the gas pedal sits completely on the floor?
"Beep, beep, boop, beep, boop, boop, beep. Hello? Yeah; little red whore, about yay high. Flashers on; I'm drinking coffee in 7-11. Say what? What's a 914?"
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