[RoninLB]

Heavy drinker, 35. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.


Bitter, disillusioned Dublinman, lately rejected by longtime fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced *****es.


Ginger haired, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,maybe more.


Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.


Devil-worshipper, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining , good conversation , dancing , romantic walks and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.


Limerickman, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.


Optimistic man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.