Here's A funny Viagra story.
A young guy I know got some Viagra a couple years ago and like kids do his curiosity got the better of him.
He was going water skiing with a bunch of his friends and took 2 or 3 ? as he's a pretty big guy and thought he better up the dosage
Well he was water skiiing with wood all day long.
This get better because when he left the lake ( still with wood ) wearing a bathing suit he got pulled over by a CHP that had him get out of the car to check the boat
I forget what happened after that but it was a funny story.
We call him Woody now.