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Originally posted by mikester
...then you're not doing it right.
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I think I've tried every variation. I've walked and puked, driven and puked, slept on the bathroom floor and puked. Can't seem to remember fun during any of those moments.
There were also a couple times during the wrenching dry heaves where I swore if my gonads didn't show up on the next full body cramp, I would never drink again. I think God understood those stressful times and didn't hold me too it.
Now full projectile beer vomit is harmless. You just wash the aftertaste away with another.