[badcar]

I am in the same boat....last night, going over the maint. records of a car I am looking at, my wife hints..."you're not buying a Porsche"...Door slammed, locked, key swallowed.

I put my foot down, went to the cubbord, grabbed the jar holding my testicles, and placed them firmly between my legs...and proclaimed...."I will buy what I want with my money"...

First time in our young marriage we slept in separate beds...

so, help Lubemaster...help me.