Just realized that most of my Porsche buddies are single dudes in their late 20s, 30s and 40s. I know why some of them are unattached ( none would have them or they have a face for radio)

What about you? Still waiting for the right woman? Do you play for the other team? Do you long for a woman of the 90s.... the 1890s? Seriously, you like to have fun, are adventurous, spontaneous, have good jobs, quick wit and, heck, some of you even have class. So why are you still single?