[BGCarrera32]

from an e-mail...

COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing
that our government can track a cow born in Canada
almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington, and they tracked
her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to
locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our
country. Maybe we should give them all a cow.

CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over
200 years, and we're not using it anymore.

TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments in a Courthouse is because you can't post
"Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full
of lawyers, judges and politicians. It would create a
hostile work environment.