[kach22i]

Here is a good one;

Once there was this obnoxious Italian woman and two goombas in the front seat of a little Toyota pickup truck. It was dark and raining when they took this tight cloverleaf turn at 50 mph, which others typically took at 25 mph - under the best of road conditions. The satellite clocked them doing 60 mph average up to the checkpoint. They refused to stop despite several warnings, were shot at with hundreds of rounds before they surrendered. One guy died, but he was not an American – so does that really count?