[bryanthompson]

Let's help Tabs by brainstorming a few ideas for getting his mojo back. He likes to be hated, but nothing he says outrages us anymore. he's like the drunk uncle at a wedding party who gets hammered and makes a fool of himself on the dance floor, then tries explaining his theory on why paperclips lie to him.

My suggestion: buy the black audi wagon and put stickers from the ........... in the windows. There needs to be something more devious, like crashing their annual picture, but it seems like it could be going somewhere.