Well, I'm self-employed, so if the job doesn't get done on time, I kick myself in the rear with my size 10 Red Wings.
Hitting Pelican is like taking a smoke break. If folks shall not have breaks or time away from work, so be it. As far as the analogy is concerned, I think there would be more moaning if we eliminated welfare than if PP was banned from all work computers. Actually, I'd be moaning the most if PP was banned, because I'd have no one to talk to.