Leland Pate

Read no further please if you are not the owner of a 911SC.


thank you....

I MEAN IT....OUT WITH YOU STUPID E,S,T, CARRERA TYPES!!!

Ok,...now that we are alone I would like to propose a toast to my comrades, SC owners.
Ahem,...
"We all know that SC owners are somehow superior to all other 911 owners... we know that our cars are somehow superior to other 911s... and every single one of us KNOWS that we have the strength, numbers, dedication and the superior brain power needed to take over the world and rule the universe uncontested."

Now that we have set the landscape for our eventual takeover of all life as we know it, I would like to hear some of your thoughts about how this plan should be carried out.
I suggest we start by underminding the very base that on which this very Bulliten board is sustained.

Gentlemen, we need to convince Warren to buy a 911SC.

This will not be an easy task as he has been brain washed into believing that his first generation 911 is somehow superior to our god-like machines for almost 30 years.

Second, we must recruit Jack O. to the dark side.
He is a writter for some network and if he is brought into our movement, he can very easily start to undermind the ENTIRE population of the US. by slipping slight hints about 911SC superiority into shows like Letterman, Dateline and Spin City.

And finally we will need an infulltrator to go under cover and get into and v-e-w-y close to Wayne at Pelican Parts. This way over time we can slowly begin to delete parts for "other" 911's on this web site, completely cutting off other 911 owners means of survival.

Of course this is just a brief overview of my
"World Domination Plot" <---spoken in true Dr. Evil tounge.

Any questions, comments may be summitted in triplicate to the address below.
Thank you all for your time.
Sincerly, Dr. Leland <---also pronounced in true Dr. Evil tounge.

Please write to:

911SC owner world domination plot
145 North 15th East st.
Suite #911
OKC, OK. 43652