No problems with the M-I-L, but her daughter volunteers at an animal shelter and has a need to help unfortunate animals, which is why she married me
That is why we have 4 dogs (all shelter 'saves') 8 cats (ditto) and 4 horses.
Tell you what. Put a collar with no tag on your M-I-L (Is that "witch" spelled with a "B"?) and drop her off at the shelter. No one is gonna adopt her, so in a few weeks, they'll take care of the problem for you.
Hey, you'll miss her when shes gone!
Les