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I'm off the hook.....
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: 22 miles south, then 11 miles west of LAS
Posts: 2,895
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Dry cleaners bag. two balsa strips, 3 feet long each. Tape the bag closed at the top. Tape the balsa strips to the open bottom of the bag in a crossed X. Put birthday candles all along the balsa strips. Light them, wait for bag to fill with heat. Launch bag from schoolyard across the street. Laugh your a$$ off as bag rises to unbelievable heights.
Stop laughing when evening arriving Hughes Air Worst flight does acrobatic manuever to avoid UFO. Makes news next day. Two pilots suspended pending investigation. Wake from airliner rustled bag, plastic catches fire and melts, all evidence consumed on fall to earth.
Decided to become a dentist. Plans fell thru when, in college, I saw under a microscope what germs a college coed had in her mouth. Knowing where that mouth had been recently.
Took up flying for a living, thinking I was one step ahead of everyone else, knowing that there are not really any UFO's out there.
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No, I don't sing. Based there for too long.
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