[Eldorado]

Baza to Tezme dictionary. :P

My sons a tech for RAAF modified a black widow.
(black widow is a car alarm)

The government ha(s) some great facilities to play in, it was my fathers day pres(ent) (the Black Widow).

He is going to fit it when he next has leave (leave of absense from RAAF - air force i believe).

Our tax dollars at work (trained him) to upgrade FA18's (planes) and builds alarms for fun.

He built one for his HSV (car perhaps?) and I said I liked it(.) (The) next thing I know(,) I get a Package in the mail.

Thats why the long way round with the central locking. (he's working with a pre-existing system to fit to his car that his son built, hence the long way around.)