Jeff love your rendition of the cat in the hat, but I'm the pimp daddy thats packing a bat! Her eyes will glow when I pull out MY member and turn her over and give her one to remember...If she tells me to slap then to the cratch I will go and slap it so hard she'll be begging me no... a red colored cratch I know will appear and without missing a beat I'll take a sip of my beer... Thinking of Swang and his need of advice wondering if he should be naughty or nice. I'd tell him like you to start spanking that stuff cause some girls are freaky and just like it rough..Who knows if he got it or if he ever will, but at least there's guys like us out there keeping it real... Wherever a woman with looks is in need the guys known as Pelicans will be willing and free. I know my rhyme is not as good as yours but at least it's a try so you could get a laugh out of something besides yours. If you ever meet a chick that asks for the same send her on over and give me her name.....
