[M.D. Holloway]

1) Listen listen listen - she wants to talk about her and she doesn't give a shyt about you.
2) Check out her momma - if momma is hot at 50+ the odds are good she will be.
3) The calfs have to have definition - if her calfs proceed to her anckles she will have a very wide bottom in the later years - then again, some of us like that.
4) If she swallows, shes a keeper
5) If she allows a trek down the dirt trail, she is definatly a keeper.
6) If she hates her Dad, she will end up hating you prolly for no good reason other than your a male.
7) If she has ever been Bi-curious, marry her!
8) If she *****s on the first date, chances are she has before and will again...move on if you want more than a F-buddy.
9) If she hates animals drop her like she has herpes (unl;ess you have herpes then drop her like she has AIDS unless you have AIDS then who cares cuz you'll be dead in a few years anyways)
10) If she has more guy friends than girl friends - this can be a blessing or a curse - toss a coin...