Show up at the door with women!
You will be more desirable since you brought your own.
After thinking about some of the crazy **** I have done I remembered a a sweet routine.
I found the hottest babe in the place who had her boyfriend (gorrilla warrior) next to her. I went up to them and made sure that she could hear and asked the guy, "How did you find the hottest girl in this whole place?" Of course, I was being totally honest since she was really close to a 10.
The funny thing was that the guy thought I was a total idiot but his chick asked me, "What? Don't you have a hot babe?" DOH! Like I did! She then disappeared and came back with a pretty decent looking girl to introduce to me.
I then realized that having girls find you girls is key!
I now literally ask my friend's girls to go dig up some shag material ... haha ... it only costs me 1 beer now!
After watching them shoot down guys left and right for about 20 minutes and then walk up to them to shake their hands. Let are like "what???" I just continue and say "That is awesome!!! you have just shut down XX number guys in like XX minutes!! Can I have you email?" Of course I sound real corney and like a come on guy when I ask for the email. lolo, the funny thing is that I get 8/10 with that routine!
at clubs: Don't forget:
- to pick up the bar chicks ... if nothing else they'll key you in on easy prey
- to be friendly with male staff, keep them informed, with alcohol, be just friendly or what not ... they will eventually remember you
hmmm, never did the ex routine. Unless they ask me why I don't have a kitchen stove. I then let them know that my ex got what she wanted when I was at work. I just shrug it off (hell what can you do??) and say something that she needs it more and actually deserves it more than I do. I just ***** about that my ex left me with a half roll of TP in the john. That really pissed me off. The girls I have had over just laugh at my ridiculous 50 cent pettiness. But they can understand what it's like to run out!!! So, the ex problem is resolved, get sympathy points and a jump in the sack!
I have other stories too
